Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I can count

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?

I can read

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Howard Stern explains what friend Billy Joel wants everyone to know about his brain disorder diagnosis - New York Post

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t cotton to rapists

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Who are your 5 or so favorite Quora people?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have complete contempt for traitorism

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I see through liars

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I understand how hurricane paths work

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t buy bullshit

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink